What do you get a dog for Christmas?

A mobile bone.

Why did the donut maker close the shop?
He got tired of the hole business.

David and I had a wonderful meal at a restaurant in Bangor last night. We began with Christmas crackers, the cardboard tubes you pull apart. Each had a joke, which I felt the need to share.

One more: There's a billboard showing a cartoon man and woman decorating the tree. On the roof of the house is Santa and his sleigh.

Wife to husband: What's that noise?
Husband to wife: It's just the rain, dear.

Ho ho ho!
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