The joke is on me

Here's my April schedule:
Tomorrow:
1500-word methodology paper due.
Next week:
16 fund commentaries due as part of my freelance job (hours of poring over spreadsheets).
Take 45-minute driver's test.
Following week:
9 more fund write-ups due, including one file that covers 19 funds.
Following week:
Deliver 10-minute presentation on European competition law, complete with slides and 300-word executive summary.
Final week:
Submit 2,500 word essay on attempts to curtail illegal dumping in Northern Ireland. Also submit 500-word version of paper to blogs and publications that cover environmental issues in hope of being published (class requirement).
Submit 500-word essay on some aspect of corporate social responsibility.

I don't have classes for three weeks so technically I'm on spring break. My schedule suggests, however, that I'm the April Fool.
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