Fashion faux pas

I just want the record to reflect that I do not (and will not) own any shirts, jackets, blouses, or t-shirts with circles cut out of the sleeve where it sits on the shoulder. Someone decided this would be an interesting fashion development and women, in true lemming fashion, fell in line. I am embarrassed to be a woman sometimes. Surely retail merchandisers just laugh at us when they see us fall for something as daft as jeans that are more holes than fabric or fingernails with shiny things stuck onto them or stiletto heels or a million other things that women embrace en masse. I guess because a celebrity somewhere wore it first.
I’m going to make a great grumpy old lady :-) This lady looks like she has problems with moths.

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